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A Catalog of the Stuff in My Apartment

  • Trail Trousers

    September 10, 2026 by

    Have you seen those pants that turn into shorts? Usually khaki and covered in pockets, such trousers have a wraparound zipper near the knee that, by unzipping, lets you show how you not only have bad taste in pants but also in shorts. I often see American tourists sporting this look when I’m in other… Read more

  • Hair Goop

    August 28, 2026 by

    My hairstylist seems to understand very little of what I say, presumably due to a language barrier. The last time I was in his chair at the salon, I asked him how many haircuts he does in a typical day, and his answer was “Sabrina.” During my previous visit, I thought we had made progress.… Read more

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